The time between the last post and this one a lot of things happened.
I completed the book Chankaya’s Chant and watched Perks of being of wall
flower, Cloud Atlas, Silver linings playbook, Limitless and the list goes on. This
post as usual will be a crap post yelling at a few and this time the prey is X.
Now what does Mr. X did? This question has to be answered first. Mr. X did
nothing before you conclude that its his personal rights to remain doing
nothing, I would also want to add the point that he didn’t let me do either.
Here the problem starts, it lead me to a situation that either kill as a hero
or live long to see yourself turning villain.
This situation can be explained by a short story. All the
characters mentioned below are purely fiction and if the person whose name I have
mentioned if exist in real world can come and yell at my wall and my blog( at
least then I can get some traffic: Controversies are welcomed).
Its high time that Gopal has to present his first review on
the next time. He escaped the Zeroth review by using his usual Jargons and name
dropping techniques. He is sure that won’t help him now, as the reviewers knew
him very much. He is still haven’t decided the title. As per the rules he has
to complete around 25% of the project but he hasn’t decided on the title yet. Tension
in his face takes us to the flashback through the drops of the sweat from his
forehead( common yaar, imagine as if you are seeing it in a movie, it is
innovative or read it as a screenplay J
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says (Power ranger is the name of another member in the group and “Power” is
not to make fun on my dear Power star) “Machi, company project paathukkalaam da”
it means, “Dude, we can check for company Project”. But da are we equipped for
that? We are novice and we don’t have any basic knowledge to do anything in any
company.
“Machi, Don’t worry about it da. My friends will give the
report for us and we can submit it as if we have done our own project. Machi,
company project will give more chances of getting job machi.”
“Dei, but for that we have to do company project not just
show a company project.”
“Both are the same machi”
“Nee uruppuda maatta”
“So be it. but I want to do something which has my work.”
“machi, project should give us job and we should get marks
for it.”
“Yes, for that we need to do an original project developed,
inspired from the real world.”
“Machi, nee romba mokka Podatha. Venumna sollu, I will get
you a project and we can do it in a week”
“okay da. I am doing the project you say and of course you
are going to get our work done and make it simple so why would I oppose”{Mind
Voice ---“poi thola da”,}.
“Seri machi, then we can do it and I am going to the company
and meet them”
This is the important conversation that took place before a
week and nothing happened after that. The day of the review came and all the
four stood still without even knowing a clue on what to do, now the so called
savior Mr. Power ranger will come to the rescue by saying Power ranger power up
and all the team members will change into the coloured costumes and explosion
occurs in the back. This has to be the usual scene but(now back to sweat drop)
the scene is the power ranger is missing for a while not missing totally but
just absent. If he was missing then the team members would’ve been really
happy. The Power ranger shows up at last before a few minutes of the trial. (he
he Reviews are seen as trials only, only an engineering student or Graduate
after 2005 can sense that. strictly not oldies, uncles and aunties). Now the
leader Gopal has to take the lead in the scene, instead he takes out the paper
and gives to the team mates except power ranger and surprisingly it was a
report and it has a title. The jargon technique it seems but for the teammates
it was not a jargon. They understood what the hell is going on except Power
ranger and a paper which was called as report was given to him too. Now the
trial started and from Gopal’s point of view there stood three judges with the
wig we used to see in the old Tamil and Engilsh movies and the person with
Teuguish accent started the question(you have to imagine the accent, I can’t
write it in here).
“Your title has been changed it seems.”
“Yes sir, Actually we had a practical problem of
implementing the process in the industry nor in the labs as it failed the feasibility
test. The process made us to revise the title and we settled in improvising the
title by investigating the feasibilities and possibilities of development in
the process and further making the development towards sustained development.”
“Fine,{##Pure jargon once again worked} but if you keep on changing the title i don’t think
you can do any project within the given time.”
Another professor who is the father of material science
asked the most important question of all, “leave everything I am sure you can
do the project well. What is the budget?”
Now I got the confidence that it won’t go back to the old
man to torture further so I boldly told, “ it taks around 20.5k sir. We have
planned to keep it under control of about 17.5k as the other costs of reports
may take around 3k.”
“Okay good, I think that’s it for you”, he replied.
Although I am happy my inner voice asked me to drag power
ranger into the scene. Being a sadist I did it too, “sir, actually my teammate
power ranger has got few quotations from the company about the process we are
doing and even though he haven’t brought it now he can clearly explain the
process and T&C of the company.”
This was the twist he never expected and all of a sudden
just the explosion of colour powder in the power ranger scence laughter
exploded just the minute I dragged his name. Then power ranger started talking except
one professor all are trying at their best to control their laugh. He started, “Sir,
I went to that company sir. I talked to them sir, they told okay sir and I asked
details sir they gave details sir.”
As I dragged him they got back to form and started asking
questions like hell and he was answering some crap. I tried to answer few of
their questions but they asked me to shut my mouth and he was alone targeted and
all the three of us were saved as expected.
After the review I am able to see the anger in his eyes but
not only myself but all the others including the professors burst out in laugh on
seeing the anger. When they were shooting the questions to him, the scene
changed just like the power rangers scene explosions in the behind and various
mysterious creatures attacking from all side and the red ranger tackling all by
himself and other three rangers being tied. It quenched my frustration, to be
frank frustration of the team.
Now the power ranger wants to prove himself and
what he does comes in the sequel.
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